Jordan Belfort: Captain Ted Beecham: Oh, my God. I am not gonna die sober! Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? No, there's no alcohol. Everyone wants to get rich. Jordan Belfort: What a fucking burden! Get off me! Im not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Married people can't have friends? Brad: I don't even listen to it half the time. The 3 keys to success of the Straight Line Persuasion system are: Developing rapport with the customer. Donnie Azoff: You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Max Belfort: Jordan Belfort: It turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. The story is the memoir of Jordan Belfort, a Long Island kid played by Leonardo DiCaprio who rose to become a millionaire penny stock scammer and boiler-room boss. So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. $430,000 in one month, Jordy. When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. Even though I own 85% of Steve Cocksucking Motherfucking Madden Shoes, the shares were in his fucking name! Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? I got you. Naomi Lapaglia: Sell me that pen. Go on. John: Fuck you! Let me know in the comments and please share this post to help and inspire others. Mark Hanna: How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? The Cerebral Palsy phase. Share the best GIFs now >>> Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. A former model and Miller Lite girl. You're almost there! Captain Ted Beecham: How about that, faggot? Naomi Lapaglia: Patrick Denham: Jordan Belfort: Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. [checks on Donnie] with updates on movies, TV shows, Rotten Tomatoes podcast and more. You be ferocious! The easiest way to make money is - create something of such value that . Wake up, you piece of shit! Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Its fairy dust. When you get really good at it, youll fucking be stroking and youll be thinking about money. Mark Hanna, Her father is the brother of my mom. I'm fucked up, Brad. Not a stitch. I still have family over there, though. There were two guys over there on the table. If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. Naomi Lapaglia: They're business expenses. I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say "You're free now!" About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. Once in the morning, right after I work out. Jordan Belfort: Bald as as China doll. Sell me this pen! Jordan Belfort: Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. lastly it's down to the humour. You wanna know what money sounds like? Below Ive put together the best Wolf of Wall Street quotes on money and success. Want me to come for you? I mean, we had similar interests and shit. Naomi and I got along. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! * And I had skipped the tingle phase and jumped straight to the drool phase. The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! Jordan Belfort: Champagne. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Jordan Belfort, My killers, my killers who will not take No for an answer. Tell me something I don't know, I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer and they have to fucking [picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent]. We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. [throwing money at the FBI agents] Max Belfort: Supply and demand, my friend. The Wolf of Wall Street has many lessons to learn from and brings to light something very real and raw in society, how even those with the best of intentions can fall prey to negative influences. I dont even listen to it half the time. Jordan Belfort, Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? People tend to give up. Jordan Belfort: picks her up. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Right? I want to. His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? Is he is he wearing a bowtie? The real question is this: was all this legal? Or fucking dies! Jordan Belfort, So you listen to me and you listen well. The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! You're in the fucking minor leagues. Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. Privacy Policy Hey, sweetheart! Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. Jordan Belfort: It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. Alden Kupferberg: Naomi Lapaglia: a depend on what exactly? Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. [pauses] Jordan Belfort: You know? It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. Bulls. So, I presume you're Italian. And then once right after lunch. Good! Who's Venice? Donnie Azoff: Patrick Denham: Jordan Belfort: Mayday! Naomi Lapaglia: Oh no. Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. Why? FBI! I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I heard some stupid shit. Can I have that Danish? If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. They're called telephones. I'm the Founder of SucceedFeed.com and I truly appreciate you taking the time to read my posts and being apart of the Succeed Feed community. And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. Act as if youre a wealthy man, rich already, and then youll surely become rich. That's right, I forgot. It's fucked up. [hears a phone] So take a good look, daddy. Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne. [narrating to the camera] Get those fucking ludes! Naomi Lapaglia: Get off. Yeah. [in narration] In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. Fuck you! And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. Mark Hanna: Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Wolf Of Wall Street animated GIFs to your conversations. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. Jordan Belfort: Rugrat gets busted down in Miami, and guess who happens to be with him? Hey, everybody, listen up! Jordan Belfort: If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. vials of coke. Jordan Belfort: Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I just came. Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. Error rating book. Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. Righto, Jean, that'll be great Cheerio! And in no time, I will make them rich. Jordan Belfort, Was all this legal? Jordan Belfort: Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): [when asked who is Captain Ahab] [sigh of relief] Across the Verrazano's Bridge. Cinemark Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: Right, right. Brad: The 4.95-acre equestrian estate comes with a wine cellar, a ten-stall stable, and a saltwater pool. Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park! Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. Naomi Lapaglia: This is the greatest company in the world! I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my back pain, Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because its awesome. Jordan Belfort, There are two keys to success in the broker business; first of all you gotta stay relaxed, secondly you gotta always get stay high. Mark Hanna, Fugayzi, fugazi. You're doing fucking drugs right now? [Sees Jordan snorting cocaine] Does it even matter to you that I just had that driving range sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, and now you fucking wrecked it! You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. I fucked up so bad. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. I can sell anything. You gotta stay relaxed. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Jordan Belfort: I gotta tell you. And it wasn't just about the sex either. I can't close this briefcase. Theyre called telephones. Oh yeah. I am a master diver, you hear that? Good! Act as if you have unmatched experience and then people will follow your advice. What's he doing? THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. Naomi Lapaglia: Right! I don't even listen to it. Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? But you You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: What are you, a fucking owl? I got you, baby. Okay, great. Naomi Lapaglia: You were on the floor rollin' around and shit. Chester Ming: Patrick Denham: Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Mark Hanna: We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. Jordan Belfort: But it's not like what you think or whatever, you know Jordan Belfort: Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. Luckily we're in first class. Okay? Brad: Captain Ted Beecham: Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: Brad: I don't understand. Naomi Lapaglia: the success of scorsese's wolf of wall street is that it's enjoyable to watch and it shouldnt be. Captain Ted Beecham: All right, get the fuck off my boat. Don't watch with family, seriously. Martin Scorsese 's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comedic portrayal of unrestrained Wall Street hedonism and greed that ranks among the maestro's greatest works of the last decade. Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. Jordan Belfort: What, if the kid's retarded? Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: Don't you fucking Duchess me! What do you mean you want a divorce? Linette Lopez. The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Rogue wave! GET OFF THE PHONE! FUCK! Are you sure? Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort, On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Donnie Azoff: Good! You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. Fuzzy Bear over there? This is my home! All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. Fuck. Well, technically, $72,000 last month. What? If I can be of any help to you on your journey I'll do my best. Or worse yet, I've seen this happen, implode. Chantalle: We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. Jordan Belfort: Twice a day. A New York stockbroker refuses to cooperate in a large securities fraud case involving corruption on Wall Street, corporate banking world and mob infiltration. My killers, my killers who will not take no for an answer. He said even if you don't get convicted I've got a good chance of getting them. Give him time. 15 Outrageous Scenes In Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' We Can't Wait To See. Out of respect. No? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Hello, John. Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: [gets a wire] Plot - Jordan Belfort earns by day thousands of dollars per minute, money that he squanders by night at the same velocity in drugs, sex and travels around the world. Like, um, three or four. I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. But we have to pretend we know. Mark Hanna, The name of the game, moving the money from the clients pocket to your pocket. Mark Hanna, Always keep the client on the Ferris wheel. This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. Perfect Hildy Azoff: They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere! Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? But there's a big chance, right? We're not gonna be friends. Naomi Lapaglia: Mark Hanna: What the fuck is wrong with you? Drama, After all, what was there to say? The jet skis just went overboard! You dress like shit, so fuck you! Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke, needed a few penicillin shots so he could safely consummate the marriage. Sell that. I got my wife checking the messages every forty-five minutes calling the office saying. 101 Marianne Williamson Quotes That Will Enlighten You, 50 The Alchemist Quotes To Make You Follow Your Dreams, 195 Best Cobra Kai Quotes (Seasons 1 5), 70 Attack On Titan Quotes That Will Inspire Greatness, Your email address will not be published. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Max Belfort: Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket. [Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl] Guys with sales experience. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. Naomi Lapaglia: Because they said eventually everyone's going to have to give information on this case so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor. Holy fuck, you did just say that. So I, you know, used the cousin thing as like like an in with her. Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice. What the fuck are you talking about? Jordan Belfort: It's like lasers. Jordan Belfort: He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! Power. I don't have jack-shit. Jordan Belfort: A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? Teresa Petrillo: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: We can't! Jordan Belfort: You're dealing with numbers. Hey, John. There's no nobility in poverty. A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. Jordan, it's fucking good, right? In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. Tell me. Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. Donnie Azoff: Oh, no. She designs women's panties too? there's some very awkward but funny, laugh out loud, moments that i'm still thinking about and laughing to myself over long after viewing. Jordan Belfort: Max Belfort: Some stuff about running drugs with Rocky Aoki, you know, the founder of Benihana? Pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: Terms and Policies We'll get broad-sided and tip over. $26,000 worth of sides? [Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back]. Is your landlord ready to evict you? My Aunt Emma. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. It's not on the elemental chart. You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. Come on, baby. Naomi Lapaglia: It's not like Look. The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. I got a couple of mil' comin' in like a week. Babe, why you doing it like that? I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid shit. Dwayne: And his urine stream was like a fucking fire hose. Jordan Belfort: And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by? Jordan Belfort. Donnie! Yeah. That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. Yes, I think it's true. I was hooked in seconds. I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: Look! It was a madhouse, a greed fest, with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids. Welcome back. I want you to fuck me real hard. And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now you're an aspiring landscape architect, Isn't that right? And with this script, which is your new harpoon, I'm gonna teach each and every one of you to be Captain fucking Ahab. [bursting into laughter] Look, it's a figure of fucking speech, just give me the fucking Donnie Azoff: You know, every time someone rises up in this world, there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag 'em down. Number one rule of Wall Street. Jordan Belfort: Venice. [holding his child] You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. You think I would let my kids near you? What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? But thats not because youre a failure. Who? By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton . And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. Your email address will not be published. You can't even buy them anymore. Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Like, "Run free!" I want to make money. Good. You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids! Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. You people are all shit out of luck. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: You understand? It's startin' to shit in the house again. So in that sense youre lucky Im not the one who does the hiring around here., contrary to previous assumptions, young men and women who possess the collective social graces of a herd of sex-crazed water buffalo and have an intelligence quotient in the range of Forrest Gump on three hits of acid, can be taught to sound like Wall Street wizards, as long as you write every last word down for them and then keep drilling it into their heads again and againevery day, twice a dayfor a year straight., I laughed right along with her, but inside I was dying. No it's not like that. Enjoy! We are going down! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know? I'm pretty fucking sure. Your hair looks good. You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. I'm constantly weighing everything in my mind and trying to predict how my actions will influence events. Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. Don't do that. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. Maybe sell the house. You know, just people say shit. Exactly. Naomi Lapaglia: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . Jordan Belfort: These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. Say hi to Rocco and Rocco! The Wolf Of Wall Street is undoubtedly one of the best movies to come out in the last decade.Fans and critics are still divided on whether it glorifies fraud or not but there is no denying that the star-studded biopic offers great entertainment. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day! And to anyone who thinks theres anything glamorous about being known as a Wolf of Wall Street. 25 grand to the first cocksucker to nail the bulls-eye! Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. it doesnt exist. Brad: I'm going to hell, Jordan! In fact, hookers were so much a part of the Stratton subculture that we classified them like publicly traded stocks: Blue Chips were considered the top-of-the-line hooker, zee crme de la crme. Coming Soon, Regal Hey, listen, I quit! Jean Jacques Saurel: If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. And eviscerate your enemies. Can I finish eating first? The Wolf of Wall Street: Directed by Martin Scorsese. [to Naomi] And you're still acting like an infant! [laughing] Chester Ming: It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. I don't care whose birthday it is. This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Donnie Azoff: This is what you do? Look at this! The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other! Brace yourself for an outrageous true story from legendary. Naomi Lapaglia: Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. I want to. Stratton Oakmont Commercial: Donnie Azoff: Its because you have not learnt enough. Come for me. Jordan Belfort: Chester Ming: I dont care whose birthday it is. Donnie Azoff, Its business. Huh? No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. Jordan Belfort: What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. People have been buzzing about Martin Scorsese's new movie, "The Wolf of . Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Exactly. Jordan Belfort: [Donnie haphazardly gets out from car] Jordan Belfort: Not to mention countless dollars. He didn't mean any of it. Jordan Belfort: Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Brooklyn. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. While he runs his activity with rather questionable methods, he lives a stormy relationship . You know? Jordan Belfort: It's three feet of water down there. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? You fucking bitch! Who the fuck has the goddamn gall to call this house on a Tuesday night? Brad: Is that right? But, But what was wrong with that? You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! Coming Soon. Oh, hey! All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more. Not Italy. Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna. But who the fuck wanted to live there? Jordan Belfort, Let me tell you something. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! The Matthew McConaughey's Wolf Of Wall Street chant soon became of the most iconic parts of the movie and is right up there in popularity with the actor's own " Alright, alright, alright " from Dazed And Confused. Jordan Belfort: What we're gonna do is this: first we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusive.
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